Translating romanized Korean since 2012.

warning-abuse, yunjae, jaemin, and homin, sex, rape (gosh i need to stop with the rape! sorry)

I am not really sure what to comment on first here. There’s the fact that yunjae, jaemin, and homin are listed as warnings(I guess it’s in case someone is offended by these pairings?)

and then there’s the author’s note to self to try and cut back on the rape scenes in the future. I suppose we should be thankful there is a warning at all.

Self-respect: you’re doing it wrong.

The Six Types of Fanfic

Hey there, I'm the new girl. I'm the hottest thing around, and everyone is basking in my glow. EXCEPT THE SCHOOL'S BADBOY WHO I REALLY LIKE, BECAUSE, OH MA GOD, HE IS JUST SO RUDE AND COLD TO ME. So obvious he likes me tho.
You abused/raped/attacked me and therefore we will get married and have a serious relationship
So this one time I wuz in an airport, and dis guy -he looked lyke realllly hot- but i didn't care cuz im so fab. neways, he sat nxt 2 me on the plane and we now are bffs. but when i landed (of course in Korea) I RAN INTO MR.HOTTIE AGAIN, and he has money, and is uber famous, and sings, and dances! Of all the people to like, he wants meh (duh, i'm fab) even tho he could probably have an SNSD member, but no, me.
He put his thingy in my you know what and it hurt, and I woke up and it still hurt. And I say the words/phrases "explored each others mouths", "gripped", and "OOPPAAAAAAAAAA" frequently (if not every update)
I get paid to be the idols' manager. Sometimes a stylist, but usually the manager, even though i'm a 21 yearold small girl who ran away from my rich family because I'M DIFRENT. SWEARZ.
My ovaries are exploding in a month, so that's all the time I have to live. I run around the city with no parental supervision, only to meet ma bias who automagically loves me. I then die in his arms and he writes lotso sad songs about me. OH; I forgot. angssssssssssttttttttttt.

Why yes, this fic is exactly what you think it is.

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KRIS/HIS STUFFED ALPACA.

HIS. STUFFED. ALPACA.

[EDIT]

Aw, they do look adorable together. I AM SO SHIPPING THIS.

[EDIT#2]

Who do you think tops?

Hey Guys!

Sorry I have been MIA as well. I had an unexpected major depressive episode after Christmas and kind of dropped out of life for a while. I am much much better now. I also had computer problems(life without tumblr was hard!) and totally missed out that our creator was back!

I was just thinking of posting something and saw that you had been posting. So glad to see you again! I will try harder to find you guys some vomit inducing fanfics. And don’t forget that you can also submit if you don’t want to be an admin.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR AHJUMMA-ADMINNIE!

AAAH I TOTALLY FORGOT TO THANK AHJUMMA-ADMINNIE FOR TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS WHILE I WAS GONE!

Admin A, thank you for looking after everyone and making sure that the world knew about the Horror of Badfic.

Thank you~!

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You know what’s the weirdest of them all to me?

BATHROOM CONFESSION.

Like, seriously, WTF. Way to make your story look appealing, Author-sshi.

Creator-sshi is back!

Hello to all of you lovely followers!

After a slightly prolonged hiatus (mostly due to uni asjgdlkaskl PARTY TIEM!), I am back in the business, ready to entertain you guys with brand new, certified cringe fodder.

A few updates:

The main reasons for my comeback being Block B, B.A.P, and the crazy people in EXO fandom, you can expect to see a lot of them around here! (Featuring BYG creeping on Baby Jail-O, Himchan as the Power Uke, U-Kwon gagging for B-Bomb’s minibomb, Zico as a pimp, Luhan’s sexystache and Yi Wu Fan as himself.)

I’m also thinking about making more picture-posts? Like macro-quotes? I don’t know yet, I have to see how it goes.

All is as disturbing as ever on the AFF front, nothing new here.

I’ve received a few admin requests. Everyone is welcome here, so if you feel like you have to shout your pain and your feels about badfic, please, sign up!

And that should be all…

I’ll leave you guys with a Ghei GIF as a token of my good intentions:

(Anyone else thinks Thehun looks slightly catatonic there?)

i finally understand your frustration when authors mix in korean words with english. at first i was okay with it, but this author is really taking the biscuit. i actually got a headache and had to stop reading. it was just so confusing!! that is all, thank you, goodnight.

Anonymous

Yes, that’s really one of my pet peeves. I mean, how hard can it be to type ‘sorry’, ‘thank you’, ‘hello’, etc.? Seriously, Bastardized Korean Author-nims, are you all English-deficient?

HERES the most cringe worthy fic i’d ever read

i got up to 12 chapters and i really dont know why